Yep, believe it or not, I'm still alive. I can also hear a few of you groaning at this little announcement. Don't bother trying to hide it; I've already hired people to silence your opinions. They'll be at the door in about an hour.

So what have I been doing all this time? Well, I'm too scatterbrained to post is in anything other than a simple bulet-point format, so here you go:
-Computer problems. I temporarily switched to Linux for a little bit. While the system was great for the most part, Bill Gates decided to punish me by not allowing me to use my scanner on it (there were no Linux compatible drivers for it). Eventually, mom couldn't take it anymore and reinstalled Windows XP behind my back.
-Would you believe that I had a unipolar depression disorder? Neither did I, but that was evidently the case for the last couple of months and I don't think five different head shrinkers would come to the same false conclusion. It was completely chemical though, and now the nifty little meds have it all fixed...except for that small risk of flipping into bipolar, but that's a whole other tale.
-I developed a Lodoss War obsession. Why didn't I draw during a Lodoss War obsession? Because Lodoss War characters have armor that's really fucking hard to draw.
-Lazyness; because that's the real reason for EVERYTHING like this, and don't let anyone tell you different.

Am I sorry I left my (very few) followers hanging? Heck no! I don't even know you guys.